EVERY SINGLE JET IS DEAD. THAT'S WHY THE WAR IS OVER. WE AREN'T GIVING UP, WE ARE IN FUCKING KILLING SPREE LIMBO. NOW GROW A GODDAMN SACK AND FIND SOME OTHER SHIT TO FUCK UP, SHARK SOLDIERS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
THE LEGACY OF SHARK-ARMY WILL LIVE ON IN YOUR HEARTS. BYE. FOR REAL THIS TIME.
-OMEGA *PhiTuS
WHAT. YOU FUCKERS STILL HERE? THE WAR AGAINST THE JETS ENDED OVER A YEAR AGO. WE GOT NOTHIN TO KILL ANYMORE. GET ON WITH YOUR LIVES. ...'cause the leaders already have...
ANYWAY, THE GRANDMASTER SHARKS ~Evil-Stan and *PhiTuS ARE HEREBY DECLARING SHARK-ARMY TO BE OFFICIALLY DISBANDED.
HEY, DON'T PUSSY OUT ON US NOW, BECAUSE NOW THERE'S THIS OTHER AWESOME EXTREME CLUB. A SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR TO SHARK-ARMY, IF YOU WILL.
THE SOCIETY OF ~ManlyMens -->
SO GOODBYE, AND GOOD LUCK. LONG LIVE SHARK ARMY.
-OMEGA *PhiTuS












